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i went to an exhibition today.

off the coast of nowhere, the grey building with the white stripes.

25th, july 11:47pm

I created this blog to archive totems of our modern era. Today i went to an exhibition that called itself '(AN EXHIBITION OF THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF WIRELESS ROMANTICISM)/INTERNET GALLERY' which is art wank for 'it's an art piece about the internet'. I decided to check it out in hopes of finding stuff to put in my collection ^_^. The ticket was like 10 bucks so i hope it was worth it >:( so come along and look at this art with me!

(erm excuse the date my dad's camera doesn't update the time LOL) as soon as i entered this space i realised that there were like literally no other people around me. (yeeeshh) the space was huge though. i quite literally couldn't see the walls `-`. with no other choice i decided to investigat further (puts on detective hat and smokes a pipe and pulls out magnifying glass ;p )

ermmmm so this is closer up... kinda crazy i won't lie about that! (scartches head) i was literally so worried that these big tvs would fall down (glad they didn't LOL) (*pulls collar* THAT WOULD'VE BEEN BAD!) they were all playing strange videos but ermmm I'll show those in my other pictures!

"WOAH!" that's what I said when i looked up (AHAHAH) like i said before (if you were paying any attention >:( ) there were these HUGE screens with strange videos on them. After inspecting them (with my magnifying glass LOL i haz magnifying glass :p) one screen was like a guy standing with a lot of writing (strange!) and another one was an ART GALLERY !? (MY BRAIN HAZ BROKENZ! ART GALLERY-CEPTION LOL *pulls out microphone* that's an inseption reference for those playing along at home *winks*) and another was a guy drinking a drink ('drinking a drink'? LOL i haz make no senze DERP) now that's one way to get your protein in! and the other one was a guy on his bed in front of a camera! LOL i noticed a television screen so i went over to look at it.

*EYES POP OUT OF HEAD* DOGGOS! I LUV DOGGOS! if you would have told me this exhibit haz cute itty bitty widdle DOGGOS! I WOULD'VE SPENT MORE OF MY MONEY!!(SORRY MOM! ROFLCOPTER) I LUV DOGGOS! this screen was defiantly more interesting than the other ones i gotta say LOL what is your favourite dog breed? if i could make a dog breed it would be called *drumroll* INTRODUCING THE DERP DOG! DUN DUN DUN!!! DERP DOGGG!!! LOL

*sighs* time to leaaaaveeeee FAREWELL BIG ROOM WITH DA SCREENS! TY 4 BEING A PART OF MY QUEST! BUT I MUST DEPART!

after exploring for (checks watch) 45 MINUTES? ZOOWEEMAMA THE TIME FLIES WHEN YOUR HAVING DA BEST TIMEZ! and that was the end of my EPIC tour! I hope you hazd the coolest time on dis ADVENTURE! (puts adventure hat on LOL erm wut duz that even mean HAHAH sorry I am so derpy :p LOL) now ermmmm i haz a secret... i don't really know that much about ART *crowd gasp!* yeahhhh i knowwww so i don't really know what to say about DIS ONE! all i can say is that it was PWEDDY KEWL!!!1 LOLOLOLOL anyway if you haz any mo suggestions! send them to my new E-MAIL (BLEEP BLORP! COMPUTERZ!) YEAH I KNOW! we have a new email! my dad bought me a domain to use (CHA CHING!) that's all from me! tank you for visiting dis art galler wit ME! (DERP!) this is me signing out for the day! (salutes!)